Privacy Policy

Last Updated: May 21, 2026

Disclaimer: In case of any discrepancy or difference, the English version will take precedence over the translation (because bureaucracy loves English)

Introduction

Welcome to CJP Network Bihar - where we represent the lazy and unemployed with pride! We respect your privacy almost as much as we respect afternoon naps. This policy will tell you how we handle your data (spoiler: better than how politicians handle promises).

Information We Collect

We collect information when you join our movement. Unlike politicians who collect your data and forget you, we actually remember you exist:

  • Name - So we can address you properly (not like voter ID nos.)
  • Email - For updates on our revolutionary plans (and occasional memes)
  • Phone - Only for important stuff, not election time fake promises
  • District - Because Bihar has 38 districts and we love them all equally
  • Employment Status - Unemployed? Perfect! You found the right party

How We Use Your Information

We use your data responsibly (unlike how governments use tax money):

  • To keep you updated on our manifesto (actual plans, not election jumlas)
  • To organize district-level movements (peaceful ones, we promise)
  • To send you political satire and memes (because laughter is the best medicine)
  • To count how many lazy unemployed people actually care about politics

Data Security

Your data is more secure with us than government secrets in Wikileaks. We use industry-standard encryption and security measures. We won't sell your data to Cambridge Analytica (or anyone else, for that matter).

Your Rights

You have rights over your data (yes, real rights, not like fundamental rights that only work on paper):

  • Access your data anytime (faster than RTI response)
  • Update or correct your information
  • Delete your account (we'll be sad but we understand)
  • Opt-out of communications (except really important revolution updates)

Cookies Policy

We use cookies to improve your experience. Not the edible kind (we wish), but the internet kind. These help us understand which district has the most active lazy unemployed people.

Contact Us

Questions about your privacy? Concerns about your data? Unlike government offices, we actually respond. Reach out to us through our social media channels.

If you have any questions, please contact us.