We are the youth. The ones called lazy, entitled, and unemployed. The cockroaches who refuse to die.
They called us cockroaches. We made it our identity. When a BJP leader called unemployed youth "cockroaches" for questioning the system, we didn't cry. We didn't beg for apologies. We built a party. Because if surviving in a system designed to crush us makes us cockroaches, then we wear that badge with pride.
Because humor is the only weapon left when the system takes everything else. We use satire not to mock, but to expose. To point out the absurdity of a democracy where farmers commit suicide while billionaires get tax breaks. Where students protest peacefully and get lathi-charged, but hate speech rallies get police protection. Where asking "where did the PM CARES money go?" makes you anti-national.
We are 65% of India's population. We are engineers driving Uber. We are MBAs delivering food. We are PhD holders preparing for UPSC for the 5th time. We are told to "adjust" when jobs don't exist. To "be patient" when inflation eats our savings. To "respect elders" when those elders sold our future for electoral bonds. We are not lazy. We are exhausted. Exhausted from fighting a rigged game where merit doesn't matter, only connections do.
Traditional parties promise "vikas." We promise accountability. They promise temples and statues. We promise jobs and education. They promise nationalism. We promise actual governance. We don't have a 50-year political dynasty. We don't have crores in electoral bonds. We don't have TV channels running our PR. What we have is truth. Uncomfortable, inconvenient truth. And a refusal to shut up about it.
To give a voice to the voiceless. To question the unquestionable. To hold power accountable, no matter which party holds it. We are not here to rule. We are here to remind those in power that they work for us, not the other way around. We are the Cockroach Janta Party because we survive. We adapt. We persist. And we will outlast every attempt to silence us.
This is not a party. This is a movement. A movement of every student who took a loan for education and got unemployment in return. Every farmer who grows the nation's food but can't afford to feed their family. Every woman told to "adjust" instead of being heard. Every Dalit, Muslim, Adivasi told they don't belong in "their own" country. We are all cockroaches in the eyes of the establishment. And together, we are unstoppable.
Join the Cockroach Janta Party. Because resilience is our superpower.